25 June 2009

Michael Jackson

Since I spent years of my life worshiping the greatest, most talented, music artist ever, I feel the least I can do is a post in honor of Michael Jackson. I have stood by Michael as a loyal fan forever, and I will continue to do so till the day I die. My children will also know the King of Pop, the history made, the records set and broken.

To a man who still means the world to me. You showed us how to be on top of the world, while still staying down to earth and humble. You lived your entire life in the spotlight, always living for your fans, like me. The least I can do, for a man who graciously sacrificed his own life for the entertainment of others, is to return the favor. I now look forward to death just knowing that once I reach the beyond I will see you there, and seeing you one more time, showing my thanks once more, is all I want. You are a beautiful soul, and one that is, as you once sang, gone too soon.

Like A Comet
Blazing 'Cross The Evening Sky
Gone Too Soon
Like A Rainbow
Fading In The Twinkling Of An Eye
Gone Too Soon
Shiny And Sparkly
And Splendidly Bright
Here One Day
Gone One Night
Like The Loss Of Sunlight
On A Cloudy Afternoon
Gone Too Soon
Like A Castle
Built Upon A Sandy Beach
Gone Too Soon
Like A Perfect Flower
That Is Just Beyond Your Reach
Gone Too Soon
Born To Amuse, To Inspire, To Delight
Here One Day
Gone One Night
Like A Sunset
Dying With The Rising Of The Moon
Gone Too Soon
Gone Too Soon

21 June 2009

babble

First post. Yei!



I know this sounds rather old school, but I find that TV does really ruin the mind. Even this very moment, as I sit here trying to thoughtfully compose the random ideas that popped into my head today, all I hear echoing inside my skull is the grating voice of the lady doing the proactiv commercial. It's hard to be witty when all you hear is acne. Which makes me wonder...isn't it ironic that we now sell acne treatment in vending machines...the same way we sell acne-causing junk food...? In my high school they started replacing the junk food in vending machines with healthy foods, and I wonder why they didn't just keep the junk food and sell acne treatment in an adjacent machine. Proactiv should look into that.

Random sidenote: Blueberries only appear blue from afar. They are actually purpleberries. We have been lied to.

Also, while I'm on the thought of vending machines...why don't we bring back the cigarette ones? We have the technology to insert an ID scanner. And then next to the smokes machine we can put one full of teeth-whitening products, nicorette, and cold turkey :)